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Santa: Why didn't you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn't find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.
Laloo was writing something very slowly.
Santa: Why are you writing so slowly?
Laloo: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.
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